Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
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1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
Satchel, Jonathan Francis the second, Commanding Officer U.S.S. Filomina. Just call me Jack though, everyone does.
2. Interesting... what's your current age?
I'm 41 years old.
3. Uh-huh. What's your favorite food?
I love a plate of fresh gagh, You should try it sometime.
4. And your favorite drink?
I'd say I like a good synthale from time to time.
5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
My Wife, Samantha!
6. Aww! Have you kissed yet?
You're kidding right, I just said I'm married.
7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?
My favorite color is blue no wait yellow. (If you get the reference you get a
8. Who's your favorite author?
No one Specific.
9. Now what's your biggest fear?
That I'll lock up during a Borg Incursion, during a training mission while I was still a cadet at Starfleet Academy The Borg attacked a colony and my ship was the only one in range, They hailed the captain and told him that the ship was to be reactivated to full service for the duration of the mission, The Captain was killed and I was the First officer for the Training Mission, the Captain gave me and my classmates a full starfleet commission before he died.
10. *stifles a giggle* "I'm not laughing..." *bursts out laughing* Sorry. Any siblings?
Yes. My brother Kevin serves as my Captain of Engineering.
11. Almost done, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?
I'd say My old man, He motivated me and my brother to join Starfleet.
12. Okay, who's your worst enemy?
The Borg... If you knew what I do about them you would be wise not to ask too many questions.
13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
*locks up upon hearing the question*
14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
I'd ask him what the hell he was smoking when he came up with me.
15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
I told you I'm 40 years old, Though my goal in life is to eventually become an ambassador to the Klingon Empire
16. What's your worst nightmare?
The Borg succeed in assimilating the Federation, I've already encountered an alternate reality where it did happen. I've even been part of the collective.
17.What's your life-long dream?
Nothing special, just living a long happy life with my Wife and Son.
18.What would you do if your life-long dream came true?
I could die happy.
19. Okay, where's your favorite place to relax?
There's this one planet called Risa, It's beautiful and the women are too stunning for words. Not to mention the sex is awesome.
20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
Either it's commanding the Filomina or I'll spend my time doodling
21. We're done! Now tag whoever you want. DO IT.
No thank you.