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:iconcommentplz: Will You Please Comment Before You Fave I'm Getting Really Impatient about this!


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  • Listening to: Various Star Trek Themes
  • Reading: Edge of the Spider-Verse Issue 2
  • Watching: Eddsworld
  • Playing: The Amazing Spider-Man 2
  • Drinking: Gatorade
Saucer Separation/The U.S.S. Armstrong Kicking Ass

Away Team/Hazard Combat
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Various Star Trek Themes
  • Reading: Edge of the Spider-Verse Issue 2
  • Watching: Eddsworld
  • Playing: The Amazing Spider-Man 2
  • Drinking: Gatorade
A DuPont manufacturing plant in La Porte, Texas recently had a chemical leak which killed four people and injured one other person, the chemical that was released is called methyl mercaptan, You should hear the 911 call that was made, the person who just happened to be a supervisor made the call, and he says he didn't know what's happening and had the Balls to say that the general public is in no danger, the stuff I mentioned before is used in pesticides and is toxic to humans, just one breath of the stuff can kill you. Now here's the interesting thing, that very same plant was fined 51 times for safety violations, I think that the entire supervising staff should be replaced with people who know what they're dealing with instead of some incompetent idiot. Let me know what you think about this incident.
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Various Star Trek Themes
  • Reading: Edge of the Spider-Verse Issue 2
  • Watching: Eddsworld
  • Playing: The Amazing Spider-Man 2
  • Drinking: Gatorade
Swiped from Drakhand006

The Only Rule is that you have to answer in-character

1 - What's your name?
My name is Jonathan Francis Satchel II, but you can call me Jack.

2 - Do you know why you were named that?
I was named after my dad.

3 - Are you single or taken?
I am taken.

4 - Have any abilities or powers?
Slight super strength as a result of being a former Borg Drone, I also have an ocular implant which allows me to percieve much of the EM spectrum ranging from simple heat and infrared etcetera, etcetera and forgive me if I've sat and listened to this a thousand times before.

5 - Stop being a Mary-Sue!
I'm not a "Mary Sue".

6 - What's your eye color?
My Left eye color is brown, my right iris is an electric blue color with mechanized detailing.

7 - What about hair color?
Dark brown

8 - Have you any family members?
My Old man Big John Satchel is the head of the Starfleet Corps of Engineers, My Mom Carlene serves aboard the U.S.S. Amestris as the Chief Medical Officer and my Brother Kevin Serves with me aboard the Neil Armstrong as Captain of engineering. (Note how I say with me, that's because I treat every member of the crew as equals)

9 - That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
That's difficult to think about, I don't really know.

10 - Do you have any hobbies/activities you like to do?
I like to doodle in my spare time.

11 - Have you hurt anyone in any way before?
Yes, I have hurt people.

12 - Ever... killed anyone before?
I use lethal force as a last resort, I wouldn't count borg drones as being killed since being assimilated is like a living death.

13 - What kind of animal are you?
I'm not sure.

14 - Name your worst habits.
Forgetting to put the seat down (My Brother does the same thing because we were both raised in a house full of guys.)

15 - Do you look up to anyone at all?
I look up to my parents since they were my inspiration for joining Starfleet (Yes I'm a Starfleet Brat.)

16 - Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
It doesn't really matter in the 25th century, but if you must know, I'm Straight.

17 - Do you go to school?
Yep, I graduated from Starfleet Acadamy in 2387.

18 - Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
I'm Already married, her name is Samantha and she's the most beautiful woman I've ever laid eyes on, We're still working on the Kid thing.

19 - Do you have any fangirls/boys?

20 - What are you most afraid of?
Losing my ship and crew, every fight in the Delta Quadrant could be our last.

21 - Okay. What do you usually wear?
When I'm on Duty I wear the Standard Starfleet uniform. When I'm required to do hands on work, I wear my captain's vest with my sleeves rolled up, When I'm off duty I wear normal civilian clothes.

22 - What's your most favorite food?
Being familiar with Klingon Cuisine I definitely love Gagh, especially when it's served Live.

23 - Am I annoying you?
I can be hard to annoy, It's one of the perks of being a Starship Captain. As Ambassador Picard once said "Diplomacy is a very exacting occupation."

24 - Well, it's still not over!
Alright, Let's hear the questions.

25 - What class are you? Low, middle, or high?
Economics of the future are way different than in the 21st century, there is no Lower, Middle or Upper class.

26 - How many friends do you have?
I consider my Current Crewmates and my Former Enterprise Crewmates to be my family.

27 - What are your thoughts on pie?
Mmmm. Pie... *Pulls a Homer Simpson "Donuts" face*

28 - Favorite drink?
I like Root Beer, Aldebaran Whiskey, Romulan Ale and Klingon Bloodwine

29 - What's your favorite place?
I like being on the bridge, the sounds oddly relaxing.

30 - Are you interested in anyone?
See the "Are you Married" question above.

31 - Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
I love swimming in the oceans of Risa.

32 - What's your type?
I like people who share a lot in common with me.

33 - Camping or indoors?
Starfleet Survival training gave me a new appreciation for the outdoors.

34 - Are you still wanting this quiz to end?

35 - Well, it's over!

36 - Now tag some people:
:iconaraghenxd: Edward Frump

:iconp51cmustang: The Designer

:icondantrekfan48: Cometman

:icontristanthejawsfan: Xenogirl

:iconmrangrydog: Trinity Barnes AKA The Queen of Three Mile Island

:icongeneral-sci: Gwen Collins

:iconearthcenturion: Kendrick "Hero" Urgena Mk III
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Various Star Trek Themes
  • Reading: Edge of the Spider-Verse Issue 2
  • Watching: Eddsworld
  • Playing: The Amazing Spider-Man 2
  • Drinking: Gatorade
--We're a very peculiar people.
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Various Star Trek Themes
  • Reading: Edge of the Spider-Verse Issue 2
  • Watching: Eddsworld
  • Playing: The Amazing Spider-Man 2
  • Drinking: Gatorade
I've been doing some thinking (No not that kind of thinking) Has it ever occured to anyone how little Mom and Pop Shops are often destroyed or repurposed to make room for bigger chain stores or malls then after outliving its usefulness that's demolished and turned into an apartment complex, a hospital extension or a townhouse or stuff like that, and it's all because of Money, Who here feels the same way I do about this self destructive cycle, This is why I believe that you should buy gifts at Mom and Pop shops if you plan on going christmas shopping. If you do feel the same way about this please:iconcommentplz: and leave your opinion about this topic.

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Personal Quote: "Aw Crap" "HOLY CRAP!" "I'm sorry, did you say something?"
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There's Nothing special about what I do, I mainly focus on Drawing, or Microheroes, or comics, It depends on what I'm in the mood for doing, I also suffer from Asperger's Syndrome…, It's made my life somewhat of a living nightmare, I'm also a big fan of Marvel comics like Spider-Man Because I like to help the community for free, and I like helping Animals who were unfortunate victims of abuse or neglect, that is something I am very Passionate about, I also like messing with my Johnny Satchel Fan-character making him different characters, that's pretty much all I have to say.

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PUFFINSTUDIOS Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ch4rm3d Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you so much for joining the Spider-Gwen-Fanclub sir!  :iconbirthdayplz:
SilverWolfJudge Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014
I am bored as crap.
GwenCanDrawZat Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014  Student General Artist
Thanks for the watch, I appreciate it. :)
ScarabsCorner Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fave and watch ^^
Xenomaster Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014
I may make a request with someone in the future to do a lantern pic, would it be OK if I included you? (something like this…)
TCatt Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks for the birthday llama!  He will join the herd, but will always be special because of his paper birthday hat and love of cake.
SpiderTrekfan616 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No Problem, A birthday is always a time to celebrate.:D
EarthCenturion Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014
I don't mean to be impatient, but when's your version of Spider-Verse coming out?
SpiderTrekfan616 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It's not exactly a Type-up story type thing, I usually use the images and the Characters bios to make the story.
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